The Meathook Massacre

The List (PLST) #MID-112 · Mythic · Legendary Enchantment

Mana cost: {X}{B}{B}

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Illustrated by Chris Seaman · Released September 8, 2023

Prices

Nonfoil price since August 29, 2026: down $0.77 USD (3.0%) to $25.23 USD; low $24.66 USD, high $26.00 USD.

Printings

  1. Magic Online Promos #93958 (PRM) · Mythic · 2025
  2. Innistrad Remastered #122 (INR) · Mythic · 2025 · $24.66 USD
  3. Innistrad Remastered #387 (INR) · Mythic · 2025 · $25.48 USD
  4. Innistrad Remastered #486 (INR) · Mythic · 2025 · $35.87 USD
  5. The List #MID-112 (this printing) · Mythic · 2023 · $25.23 USD
  6. Innistrad: Double Feature #112 (DBL) · Mythic · 2022 · $35.00 USD
  7. Innistrad: Midnight Hunt #112 (MID) · Mythic · 2021 · $23.83 USD
  8. Innistrad: Midnight Hunt #348 (MID) · Mythic · 2021 · $29.61 USD
  9. Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos #112p (PMID) · Mythic · 2021 · $25.73 USD
  10. Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos #112s (PMID) · Mythic · 2021 · $37.19 USD foil

Legality

Rulings

  1. 2021-09-24 · wotc — If The Meathook Massacre enters the battlefield and it wasn't cast (or it was cast without paying its mana cost), X will be 0. The first ability will trigger, but it won't be much of a massacre.

Played in these commander decks

  1. Massacre Girl, Known Killer · in 37% of 46 decks
  2. Wilhelt, the Rotcleaver · in 22% of 45 decks
  3. The Mycotyrant · in 20% of 49 decks
  4. Marrow-Gnawer · in 17% of 47 decks
  5. Meren of Clan Nel Toth · in 17% of 48 decks
  6. Teval, the Balanced Scale · in 16% of 49 decks
  7. Caesar, Legion's Emperor · in 15% of 46 decks
  8. Syr Konrad, the Grim · in 15% of 40 decks

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