Fat Ass

Unhinged (UNH) #95 · Common · Creature — Donkey Shaman

Mana cost: {4}{G}

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

Power/toughness 2/3.5 · Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis · Released November 19, 2004

Prices

Nonfoil price since August 29, 2026: up $0.04 USD (10.8%) to $0.41 USD; low $0.36 USD, high $0.41 USD.

Printings

  1. Unhinged #95 (this printing) · Common · 2004 · $0.41 USD

Legality

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